Thread: Your Momma Jokes!! Got Any Good Ones?

yo mama so stupid,she stole free bread

Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry

The best I got is this:

Your Momma so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales all sing "WE ARE FAMILY"
Just got a new one:

Your Momma so Fat, Dora can't explore her!

yo mamma's so old she sat behind jesus in the 4th grade!!!
bahaha

Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out

or

How do you get yo momma in an elevator? Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie

Yo mama smells so bad, the city made her live next door to the sewage treatment plant.

Yo mama is so dumb that she thought that manual labor was a Mexican baby doctor.

Yo mama has such a fat ass, her crack looks like the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama is so dirty, she's got weeds growing in her crotch.

Yo mama is so cheap, she wrings out her old tampons so she can reuse them.

Yo mama is so poor, she gets CARE packages from Ethiopia

Yo mama is such a whore, she's got roll bars on her bed.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the Mexican border, the Mexicans had to come by sea !!!

Your momma's so fat she went out to dinner in heels and she came home in flats

yo mamma so fat, she got more Chins than the Hong-Kong phonebook!

Yo momma so fat she made the grand canyon

Yo momma so fat when she was on 4th ave. she landed on 12th

Yo momma poor when she went to McDonalds she put a milkshake on layaway