Well don't be. Instead of landing in Chicago right now for Lollapalooza, I'm sitting in my cubicle trying to get in a few hours of work before I need to go home. I was headed home on Saturday morning around 8 and some ******* fell asleep and sideswiped my Explorer, I swerved really hard, flipped my car, and now I have a broken neck. And a huge gash on my head. And a cut on my eye. And a bruised lung. And I'm out $105, I managed to sell my ticket to someone I know in Chicago for $100 yesterday. So that should end any jealousy. Plus I now have to wear a neck brace, can't drive, can't run, and can't see any concerts for 8 weeks.
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