I tried to post the question with the link, but Yahoo Answers wouldn't let me, so I'll just copy and paste the article:
CNN contributor, P. Nesslicker, was studying inter-species sexual relations between apes and humans in Indonesia when he encountered a "zombie-looking" creature. He immediately asked the locals if they heard anything about it, and they found out that there was something in the meat in Banjarmasin Fried Chicken which turned all of them into zombies. There is currently an outbreak spreading throughout Indonesia. We encourage all areas near to shut down borders and allow no one through. It can currently be transmitted through humans with bites and through chinchillas through sex. We have currently captured four humans and two chinchillas.

The green in this map is where it has spread.
http://www.crisp.nus.edu.sg/coverages/reef_near_Nias/images/map.jpg