Why does my cat insist he can write a better poem than emo kids do?

[Kenny]

I mean, he can, I just can't figure out why he suddenly started claiming this and he won't explain himself

[susan n]

Cats are often great poets. Upon finding one of her re-homed kittens was getting neutered she wrote him this poem:

I raised you to be
a big tomcat with balls,
But I hope that at least,
you will grow to be tall.

It was so cute to see her there writing with her little face scrunched up in concentration.
:

[Cheyenne]

you ask strange questions, sir.


EMO'S ARE CATS SILLY!!! AND CATS ARE EMO!!!!

[overnightdeejay]

cat prolly realized he was smarter