"Blond's only" Do you have a favorite Blond joke that you would like to share?

**â˜¼summer_timeâ˜¼** · 09-21-2009, 10:03 PM

What do yah call a smart blond?

**chicken1202** · 09-21-2009, 10:04 PM

I have my eye on this Blond and i want to see if she has a sense of humor.

09-21-2009, 10:04 PM

How do you keep a blonde busy?
Put her in a circle room and tell her there is a million dollars in the corner.

How do you Kill a blonde?
Put a scratch-n-snif at the bottom of a pool and tell her to go smell it.

**i need a hugâ™¥** · 09-21-2009, 10:04 PM

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying,

"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

09-21-2009, 10:04 PM

yes i have a bunch!!! so funny!! here u go- i know a blonde that was so stupid that, she called me to get my phone number, she spent 20 minuntes looking at an orange juice box, because it said "concentrate", she tryed to put m&ms in alpabetical order, she tryed to drown a fish, she thought a quaterback was a refund,and so on, like em