What is your opinion of garden mushrooms that are shaped like small penises?

**dave k** · 09-25-2009, 02:17 PM

I, for one, do not like them.

**river of Styx's** · 09-25-2009, 02:17 PM

do they frighten you or are you just ashamed

09-25-2009, 02:17 PM

What the hell are you doing here? Did you get time off from your new job as a Walmart greeter? Times are tough all over. I had to be here, holding the fort, while guys like you went off in LA-LA land, taking it easy, sucking back the frosties. Any mushrooms, if they're magic, Ney, ESPECIALLY if they're magic, regardless of shape, are truly outstanding. Like the farmer. Outstanding in his field. Leave any for me?

**Sacha** · 09-25-2009, 02:20 PM

Vegetal sex toys for Barbie dolls, since Ken is not equipped with the goods.

**Fire** · 09-25-2009, 02:21 PM

hum, someone's got men on their mind...

**just visiting** · 09-25-2009, 02:22 PM

the phalic shape occurs quite frequently in nature.
As does the vulvic...

**Tublet Cuddle Punch** · 09-25-2009, 02:22 PM

I was just thinking about mushrooms this morning and added some to my pizza. You know, I won't deal with them until they are sliced ....and they have to be in a glass jar.