Everyone knows the dirty little secret in America: Women have no business voting or sharing their opinions on politics. Voting is a man's game. Leadership was created by men. And most women realize their submissive position in the hierarchy. Women have breasts and vaginas and should focus on raising babies and being pampered up for their men. They should stick to shopping for bras and panties. Men, on the other hand, should devote time to politics and research, and to voting for the right politicians who will serve this country right. Men have manly penises that illustrate their power. Women just have open, wet, slimy holes that receive male insertion.

I don't want to make this long, so I won't detail why genitalia makes women weak and insignificant (outside of giving birth and milking babies), but only men should be allowed to vote. Women started the Iraqi War (shopping habits led to oil thirsty appetites) and we'd be better off it they would just look pretty and be quiet.

So, would you vote for a candidate who promised to promote the repealing of the ammendment that allows women to vote?