SEX SEX SEX LABIA CLITORIS - that got your attention help my backpacks situation

[tsar nicolas II]

moose / miracle grow formula? for one I was going to chill with some people last evening (y'know blow some treez) and me and this dude went to go follow this OTHER dude who was heading back to his car (the car containing my backpack) we didnt make it in time and the dude drove off (doenst have a aphone) SOO i lost all of my shit in my backpack including all of my psychology research which is going to be due in essay format tomorrow as my final and my chemistry homework which is due today and my math homework (JK lol fuck math class) the person i was with (who got me into the situation) is not at school today and he would be one of the few people who know where the fuck senor is with my MOTHERFUCKING BACKPACK. Oh and in addition I need to find a miracle beard grow formula because I want a lumberjack beard in time for summer.

[Bum]

I wish I did have banana trousers.