Going to work on a parody for a video to Love the way you lie by eminem feat. rihanna.

Any ideas lyrical wise on how to parody it? Just need help with the chorus to start!

I heard just a sentence like: "Just gonna stand there and steal my fries.. well thats alright because I love your massive thighs"

i want something similar to this but obviously not the same cause i dont want to copy.
Please help :/
thank you its much appreciated