Simpsons quote of the day

[Answer Chris]

Homer: Hello, Operator? Get me the number for 911!

[Riley.]

Homer: Letting TV raise the kiRAB isn't such a bad thing. After all that's how I was raised and I turned out TV.

Ralph: The leprechaun told me to burn things.

[Fiore Sanguinante]

'The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!'

From 'Homer Goes To College', my personal favourite episode ever. It was so brilliant back then.

[Paige L]

Hey fat tony I thought you said troy mcclure was dead
fat tony...no I said he sleeps with the fishes

[MaxTunk]

Homer: Weaseling out of things is what separates from the animals, apart from the weasel obviously.

[Roko]

Just watching Simpsons on Sky 2 and even though its old there is still the odd quote that cracks you up.

I just laughed at this:

Wiggum: Uh oh all the lights are out, we had better get the entire force working on this.

Lou: er we are the entire force cheif

Wiggum: Ok we gotta start recruiting Lou.

lol I know it dont seem much but just made me lol.

Anyone else got any other good quotes form simpsons or any scenes that crack you up everytime?

[Rosemary]

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god I danced with a gay ! Marge, Lisa promise you wont tell anybody ! PROMISE ME !"

Also the music makes me laugh. When Maggie goes missing they are on the phone to report it and put on hold to the song "Baby Come Back" ! Also when Homer wants to win tickets for a ball game on the radio and loses out and then they play "Two Tickets To Paradise" !

[Ad Steiny]

Super Intendant Chalmers to Skinner:

An Auorela Borealis?
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
Localised entirely within your kitchen?!

May I see it?

Skinner: No.

[N2k]

Hi i'm Troy McClure you might remember me from such nature films as: Earwigs eww ! and Man vs nature : Road to victory.

[Steve110]

If You Cut Every Corner song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlxgK4aRABso

The actual episode makes it even funnier.