Not sure why I am rambling tonight but thought I'd thow this one out there.
It's over, done.
Several months had past. in the deep dark days I had signed up for Match.com as a way of meeting people. Primarily as a way to build my self esteem (if you've been divorced you know, it's the someone please look at me as a sexual human being again!).
Anyhow, they send out the reminders after you stop their service. So, as I say a few months go by and who is recommended as a match?
My ex..
Now, it's bad enough that I took ALL OF THE PICTURES on her profile.
However, the real kicker is the headline: I want someone to teach me how to ski!
Here is the Irony is that that statement.
1. I am a former professional skier.
2. The first few years we were dating I owned a marketing company that specialized in the ski industry, meaning? I skied over 100 days per year. This is a job that she nagged until i quit and got a "stable" desk job so we could have a house (a reasonable request).
3. In the 8 years I knew her she was steadfast that she hated the cold.
Additionally, she laments about her being honest and knowing who she is. The reason for our divorce? I discovered she had been lying and cheating on me for a couple years.
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