I have been having strange supernatural religious experiences; advice?

[Sophist Douche Inc.]

There is something strange that I have seen outside my window; it appears to be a hologram shaped like a saucer with a bulge or a bowl shape; it looks like it is filled with long skinny strings with a red liquid that has meaty chunks on top; it flies by like a spaceship and I can hear it sing beautiful music as it flies away; is this a holy spirit; what is it?

[Wynne Isad'l D'Corsat]

It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[??????]

If you want to see the holy spirit, your mind can use denial to make you see the holy spirit. Or maybe your mind used schizophrenia. Who knows?

[Inktongue]

Lay off the pasta, eat more drugs.

[lolita]

Don't forget to take your meds next time

[† Maryjo †]

Sounds like you are on drugs. Nothing to do with the truth at all. Read the book of John and get some truth.

http://classic.biblegateway.com/passage/index.php?search=John%201,%203&version=NKJV&interf ace=print

[bill_communication]

Lay off the drugs, especially after eating a lot of pasta.

[bill_communication]

Lay off the drugs, especially after eating a lot of pasta.