I'm very happy that her horrible crucifix was stolen. It was awful to be seen in public with her with that ostentatious massive crucifix full of supposedly saint bones (must be chicken) and now is finally far away!!!

But now she is sobbing and crying... what can I do? She wants me to go to the police station with her but I don't want to see that crap again. I already told her I will buy her a "peace" symbol with a hemp necklace, but it seems to not be enough.

What can I do? She is driving me crazy!!