I cannot envy educated fools
Who never learned the value of advice
They play a game with convoluted rules

I know they've been to all the finest schools
They learned to speak succinctly and precise
I cannot envy educated fools

Perhaps it's that they seem to lack the jewels
To risk-it-all without unloaded dice
They play a game with convoluted rules

Where only the elite are given tools
To succeed; It's their ultimate device
I cannot envy educated fools

They sit beside their heated indoor-pools
They ring their little bells when they need ice
I cannot envy educated fools

They act like we were born to be their mules
And peanuts tossed our way should sure suffice
I cannot envy educated fools
They play a game with convoluted rules.