I really need Riddles and Jokes!!!?

[Joker]

My grandmother came to us and we always like saying riddles and jokes. So i want to be able to tell her alot more jokes and riddles. I just cant remember all the nice jokes. So please help me!!! BEST PERSON GETS 10 POINTS!

[tinytiger]

Q: A frog got stuck to a man's head. so the frog and the man became friends. one day the man decided to go on a hike. in the middle of their hike they came across a silkworm in their way. he said, "I dont like you frog so i am going to eat you!" so the man said, "dont eat my friend!" and started to fight. somehow the worm was able to eat both of the man and frog. how did he do this?



*SPOILER*

A: The worm was attached to a bull, and the bull was hiding underground so the man and frog could only see the worm. the bull came up from underground and attacked the man and chewed them up into bite size pieces and fed them to the worm for 10 years.