Hilarious Jokes!!!!!!!!!?

[Pichachu-San]

1) A man is going on a buisness trip to Europe for three years and asked his brother to watch his house. Three months later, he calls his brother and asked "So! How's everything going?" and he answers "Oh your cat died." and he says "WHAT?! That cat was like a cat to me! You shouldn't just say it straight forward like 'oh your cat died' you have to say 'oh! your cat's stuck on the roof and we can't get him down!' then call 20 minutes later 'the fire department is here and we're trying what we can' 20 minutes later 'a fireman got on the roof but scared your cat so he jumped 3 stories into the well so we called the ambulence' 20 minutes later 'I'm sorry...but your cat died'." So how's the plants?" "Good." "The house?" "Clean." "Grandma?" "Oh! Grandma's stuck on the roof and we can't get her down!"

2) There are 4 cows: 3 baby cows and a mama cow. One of the baby cows asked the mama cow "mama-why's my name daisy?" and she said "because when you were born a daisy pedal fell on your head." The 2nd cow comes in and says "why's my name rose?" and mama says "because when you were born, a rose pedal fell on your head." The 3rd one moans "MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAM!" and mama yells "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"