Yo mommas so stupid she tripped over a wireless phone!
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow her tonsils have sunburn!
Yo momma so fat her jean size is B*TCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
Yo momma so hairy her main language is wookiee!
Yo mommas so fat it takes a 2 buses and a train ride to get to her good side!
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