Mr X, a paedophile from Milton Keynes (details withheld for his protection) comments:


Yea, we have been having a particularly difficult time of it of late. What with all the clamping down, and smashing of rings, it's been really tough going. Take my case for example... I have been doing a lot of my grooming in internet chat-rooms, recently, and I can tell you, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Last year I spent 3 months grooming this kid from Yahoo by pretending to be a 9 year old boy. Took ages over it. When eventually I arranged the real world meet up imagine how surprised I was to find the local vicar turn up! What a waste of time for both of us. That's the thing with the damn internet. You never really know who you are talking to.

((Okay its might not be THAT funny but I laughed pretty hard))