What is the best Chuck Norris joke ever?

**Aaron** · 10-13-2009, 04:59 PM

I heard a lot of hilarious jokes about Chuck Norris but I want one that tops them all.

**Copper** · 10-13-2009, 04:59 PM

worst product idea ever:

Chuck Norris toilet paper - it won't take sh** off anybody

**Joe** · 10-13-2009, 05:01 PM

His Politics

**twin capitanos** · 10-13-2009, 05:03 PM

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built.

10-13-2009, 05:04 PM

the one about how unfunny those jokes are

10-13-2009, 05:05 PM

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

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