Got Jokes? Want to read some great Jokes?

[Camille]

A convict escaped from prison by digging a tunnel. It came up outside the prison in a school playground. The convict was so happy when he emerged from the tunnel he exclaimed, "I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."



It's true that children brighten up a home.
They never turn off the lights.



A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end..."And lead us not into temptation", she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."



A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."



"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

What children's toy hates to be touched?
Lego!



What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.



What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
Why did the farmer ask the vet to examine his cow?
Because she was so mooo-dy.



What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.

Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'



A woman got on a bus with seven children. The bus conductor asked: 'Are these all yours lady? Or is it a picnic?'
'They're all mine,' she replied. 'And it's no picnic!'



The first thing a child learns when he gets a drum is that he'll never get another one.



A father was talking to his son. 'Now listen, my boy, from now on you do your own home-work. I'm not going to do any more for you - it's not right.' 'I know.' said the boy. 'but have a shot at it just the same.

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ahahah i love the wedding one... and the croaking one