Thread: Not another blonde joke?

Proudly showing off her newly leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night, a drunk blonde led the way to her bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the friend's asked.

"Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking clock" she drunkenly replied.

"A talking clock - seriously?"

"Yup." "Hmmm (hic)."

"How's it work?" the second friend asked, squinting at it.

"Just watch" she said.

She picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering bash' and stepped back. Her three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screamed "For f*ck's sake you stupid b*tch, it's ten past three in the f*cking morning!!!"
No disrespect intended...!

an old one but i still like it

so there are smart blondes out there...

ahah niiice one

funnie lol but im a blonde so dont diss meh!! lol

indeed a gud 1...

As funny as some are, 'blonde' jokes are just discriminating against blondes, and although everyone makes fun about being blonde, most girls (and some guys) dye their hair blonde all the time, why? Especially if you are just going to joke about it.

Lolness anyway.

Brunette *Angel*